Sunday, November 20, 2011
Weird Facts ~
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Tribute to Jobs,
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Feeling Cheated..?
As a mechanic, I never like delivering bad news to a customer; it's not one of my favorite parts of the job. I don't like telling a customer their 5-year-old heavy duty truck needs $1600 worth of brakes, front coil springs (because they are broken and dangerous), tires, ball joints, tie rod end and work to pass state inspection, but I must if that's the case. I don't like telling the single mother that her car needs tires because the ones she has now have metal cords worn through the edges and are about to blow out, but someone has to tell her there's a problem. How many customers check the inner shoulders of their tires? How many remove their wheels every week to check out their brake specs? Very few. And that's why I have a job. Continue reading...
Nobody wants to come to a mechanic. They are there because they HAVE to be. Very few people maintain their cars, let alone repair them if there is a problem. That's why many states have state inspections. Now let's be clear here: I'm not the kinda guy that goes looking for spiders. I know the difference between 5/32's of tread and bald. I can reasonably judge at what point a given customer is going to need those rear brake shoes replaced. I can sleep at night, because my living is honest and straightforward. If it's dangerous, I say so. If it's not, I tell them. If they have time before a repair is needed, I let them know. If mechanical trouble is looming on their horizon, I tell them they may want to make a decision soon.
Our shop is very well established in most every way, but this week I pretty much got called a cheat by a newer customer who doesn't know us. Straight to my face. After delivering the bad news concerning the aforementioned 5-year-old heavy duty truck needing so much work he pretty much shot the words "BS" and "I don't believe it". That's fine. I guess if I had a 5-year-old pickup truck that seemed to drive fine (mind you, it didn't) I'd be pretty upset too at a mechanic telling me I was on the hook for $1600 worth of work, none of it warranty. What's worse, if it doesn't get the work done, it doesn't get a sticker for the state. Mr. Officer keeps CLOSE tabs on that around here. of course, this fine gentleman waited until last minute, that is, Aug 30th to get his inspection done.
As they say, "the proof is in the pudding". I'm pretty sure he got bad news from a shop before me because he didn't go storming out when I broke it to him. Rather, he demanded proof. I actually LOVE it when a customer does that, because I love to be vindicated of any accusation they make against me. Vindication that I don't have to rub in, because the problems with their vehicle are so straight up it's in your face when inspected. Totally proveable, totally valid. All the more reason to be straight.
I showed Mr. C his busted coil springs, ready to slip off their perches and cause a severe control issue or tire blowout. I showed him the tires that were down PAST the wear bar (illegal here and actually citable) and almost bald. I took the brakes apart and showed him where his pad backing had ground into his rotors (he didn't hear a thing; I heard it immediately) and even showed him the specs with a micrometer that proved his rotors were already undersized and uncuttable. I even bolted on his wheels and proved that his balljoints were so bad they needed replacement, and backed it up with factory specs. Mind you, I did this ALL on my own dime in good faith. As satisfied as he could be that I wasn't lying, and a bit miffed at a new truck needing so much, we hit the office. Then it came to pricing, and every part and charge was called into question. My labor rate (which is actually slightly below the area average), my parts, every little thing called into play. I charge too much. I'm ripping peeps off.
See folks, it's ok for a dentist to make $1000 an hour. Nobody bats an eyelash at that because we have insurace that could pick that up. No one cares that a family practice doctor can bank $200 off of one 15 minute visit, and forget the fact he or she gets major kickbacks and perks from pharmaceutical companies that pretty much cover their office overhead. It's a-ok for a CEO to make MILLIONS of dollars by closing American factories, blowing American worker's pensions and shipping our jobs overseas because it's cheaper to pay some kid in a sweatshop in Burma half a cent to make a product then ship it over here. After all, we expect that from them, it's what they do. No problem, but this jerk mechanic wants to charge me how much to repair my car??
It comes down to this: I have costs too! I have thousands of dollars worth of hand tools, just hand tools, that I have to buy in order to even service vehicles nowadays. That does NOT include the $10,000 scanner I have to buy to scan and repair generic OBDII systems, and that I have to update every year. It's doesn't include the money I have to pay out of my own pocket to buy special electronic tools in order to diagnose and repair today's cars that are 6 times more complex than the space shuttle. It doesn't include the subscriptions and dues I have to pay to the parent companies so I can have access to technology, information, and special computers in order to remain competitive. It doesn't include the 6 lifts I have to service and repair if they break. Forget the schooling I have to pay for, forget the ASE's I have to get, forget the fact that every ounce of electricity that comes into my shop has a price tag on it, not to mention the water, gas, checmicals, special tools and equipment, supplies, uniforms, heat, benefits, mechanics' wages, staff, office stuff, advertising, maintenance and shop and grounds upkeep. All those things don't come for free, nor cheap. The owner has to write a check for each and every one.
Folks, that stuff has to get paid for. Someone has to pay for it. I don't like telling the customer that they're the ones who have to pay for it, but let's be real here; it's business like any other business. The consumer supports the industry. Thus the reason football is a billion dollar industry. So is music and entertainment. I don't work for free. Why should I? No one feeds my kids for free. My kids don't go to school for free. My clothes aren't free. My cars break, too. My house wasn't given to me. Heck, my entertainment isn't even free. In reality, when you consider the "cost of business" increases within the industry over the past 30 years, mechanics should charge nearly $300 an hour for the amount of tools, specializations and overhead involved. We don't. Why not? Because there's no health insurance for cars to cover that cost. That comes out of the owner's pocket, and most of us in the industry respect that such costs would break your back, and in turn break ours.
All said, if you own a car, you are going to pay money some way or another. Be it in maintenance for your 2011 model (still gotta change the oil!) or repairs and upkeep on your '87 Celebrity. It's part of car ownership that no one likes to address, we address it because we have to at that time. Owning a car is a privledge, and sometime you gotta pay to play. After all, if it was cheap and easy then anyone could do it.
So just remember, if you get handed a bill for some serious cash to fix you car, the likelyhood is the mechanic isn't trying to rip you or trick you, he's just trying to keep the doors open and put food on the table. That's what he's paid for. If you're looking for a cheat, turn off your reality tv and look at government and big business. You should be more worried about that anyway!
Keep it real. God bless.
Thursday, September 15, 2011
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Thursday, September 08, 2011
Driving school in Kabul, Afghanistan
Friday, August 05, 2011
Top Ten Reasons Why Terrorists Will Never Succeed in Attacking Malaysia
If you have been to Malaysia before, please enjoy, if you haven’t had the chance, here’s ten reasons to visit:
1. Terrorist decides to blow up KLCC. He drives to KLCC with the intention of planting the bomb there, gets stuck in a 2-hour jam, and blows himself up in frustration. PLAN FAIL.
2. Terrorist decides to bomb Ipoh as a practice session before targeting KL. He drives for the first time on the highway to Ipoh trusting the signboards to get him there, and ends up in Lumut. Terrorist drowns himself in the sea in frustration. PLAN FAIL.
3. Terrorist decides to blow up Puduraya. While walking to his destination, the bag in which he keeps his bombs gets snatched by snatch thieves on a motorcycle. He pulls on his bag’s strap desperately and dies after being dragged 100m on the road. PLAN FAIL.
4. Terrorist decides to blow up Port Klang. He succeeds!! But the next day The Star, NST, Berita Harian and Utusan publish an article on page 10 headlined “Boy playing with fireworks injured in minor explosion.” PLAN FAIL.
5. Terrorist decides to bomb Johor Bahru. He rents a house as headquarters and the night before the dastardly deed, three men with parangs break into his house, robs him and kills him. PLAN FAIL.
6. Terrorist decides to bomb Kedah to paralyze the rice bowl of Malaysia. That night, while secretly setting up the bomb during a heavy thunderstorm (so that no one sees him), Timah Tasoh Dam hits danger level, authorities open the dam gates and he is swept away in the floods. PLAN FAIL
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7. Terrorist decides to blow up Bukit Bintang. Upon arrival at destination, he is accosted by a pimp and spends the night in the arms of a beautiful woman. At dawn, authorities raid the place and arrest him. PLAN FAIL.
8. Terrorist decides to blow up the MACC building as he is a strong advocate of corruption. He enters the building, but before he manages to plant his bomb, he is found dead after a fall from the 14th floor window. PLAN FAIL.
9. Terrorist decides to blow up Serdang Hospital. He enters the hospital lobby, hears a loud crashing sound and looks up to see the ceiling collapsing on him. He dies. PLAN FAIL.
10. Terrorist decides to blow up Genting Highlands. On the way up the mountain, a speeding bus driven by a 18-year-old boy without a driving licence crashes into his car and kills him instantly. PLAN FAIL.
MORAL OF THE STORY: MALAYSIA IS INVINCIBLE TO TERRORIST ATTACKS!!
Friday, July 15, 2011
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Sunday, May 29, 2011
Things To Do Before You Die: Visit LE MANS 24HR Race.
Purpose of Le Mans
At a time when Grand Prix racing was the dominant form of motorsport throughout Europe, Le Mans was designed to present a different test. Instead of focusing on the ability of a car company to build the fastest machines, the 24 Hours of Le Mans would instead concentrate on the ability of manufacturers to build sporty yet reliable cars. This encouraged innovation in producing reliable and fuel-efficient vehicles, because the nature of endurance racing requires cars that last the distance and spend as little time in the pits as possible.
At the same time, due to the layout of the Le Mans track, a need was created for cars to have better aerodynamics and stability at high speeds. While this was shared with Grand Prix racing, few tracks in Europe had straights of a length comparable to the Mulsanne. The fact that the road is public and therefore not maintained to the same quality as some permanent racing circuits also put more of a strain on parts, putting greater emphasis on reliability.
The demand for fuel economy created by the oil crisis in the early 1970s led the race organisers to adopt a fuel economy formula known as Group C, in which the amount of fuel each car was allowed to use during the race was limited. Although Group C was abandoned when teams were able to master the fuel formulae, fuel economy was still important to some teams as alternative fuel sources appeared in the early 21st century, attempting to overcome time spent during pit stops.
These technological innovations have had a trickle-down effect, with technology used at Le Mans finding its way into production cars several years later. This has also led to faster and more exoticsupercars due to manufacturers wishing to develop faster road cars for the purposes of developing them into even faster GT cars.
Things To Do Before You Die: Find Your Favorite Driving Road
Top Secret and Smoky Nagata Postponed Again
Things To Do Before You Die: Hit The Bonneville Salt Flats
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Things To Do Before You Die: Driving In the Ring'
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
787B, The Monster's Back
acronyms! pt.4
JEEP – Just Enough Engine Power
KIA – Killed In Action
MAZDA – Made At Zoo by Demented Apes
MG – Mostly Garaged
OLDSMOBILE – Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday
PINTO – Powerful Incendiary, Neatly Toasts Occupants
PLYMOUTH – Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC – Poor Old Nebraskan, Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE – Piece Of Rusty Scrap, Cost Highly Expensive
SUBARU – Still Usable But All Rusty Underneath
TOYOTA – The One You Ought To Avoid
VW – Virtually Worthless
acronyms! pt.3
BMW – Big Money Waste
BUICK – Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CHEVROLET – Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY – Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DODGE – Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
FIAT – Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD – Found On Road Dead – Fix Or Repair Daily
GM – Grinding Metal
GMC – Gotta Mechanic Coming
HONDA – Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
Things To Do Before You Die: Wrenchin'
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Chinese barber makes perfect fake Lamborghini
Friday, May 20, 2011
Things To Do Before You Die: Will Japan Change You
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Things To Do Before You Die: Driving Your Dream Car
Formula 1 Get's a New Heart
A quick flash from the world of Formula One: a new company will be supplying engines to any interested teams starting in 2013. And by a new company, we don’t just mean new to the sport—we mean an entirely new entity.
The new engine maker goes by the name of PURE (which stands for “Propulsion Universelle et Recuperation d’Energie”), and will include amongst its numbers such old racing hands as ex-British American Racing team principal Craig Pollock and Christian Contzen, former managing director of Renault’s F1 team. That the company’s first engines will make their way onto the track in two years isn’t by happenstance; they’re timing their arrival to coincide with the implementation of the new regulations requiring all F1 cars to run 1.6 liter turbocharged four-cylinder motors starting that year.
According to Pollock, his new company’s small size should allow them to work more efficiently, thus producing engines at a lower cost than Renault, Ferrari, Mercedes and Cosworth. We’re still a little ambivalent about F1’s decision to move to turbo fours, but maybe a little additional competition in the engine-making arena will make things more interesting. [via Autosport]
Pictured: the Ferrari 056 V8 that powers Ferrari’s 2011 150° Italia.
Things To Do Before You Die: Kick The Clutch
Monday, May 16, 2011
Mitsubishi Continues Its Assault On Fun
Back in 2003, Mitsubishi seemed like they would be the next go-to car company for cheap, fun cars. The Galant was a surprisingly entertaining family sedan, the Eclipse was a decently playful sports coupe with otherworldly styling, and the Lancer Evolution VIII had finally arrived in the U.S. in all its glory.
Flash forward to 2011, though, and it looks like Mitsubishi’s given up on having, being, or involving itself in any way in fun. Not all that long after informing us that the Evo will be taken behind the barn and shot sometime in 2013 (with its name then being passed on toan electrically-powered vehicle of some sort), the company informs us that the Eclipse will be euthanized this August as well, with the Illinois factory where the cars are put together being retooled to build Outlander Sports.
Okay, yeah, the Eclipse hasn’t really been anyone’s idea of a good time for a decade or so (unless your idea of pleasure is impressing fellow 16-year-old girls), but it’s the principle behind the decision that gets us, man. Killing off sports sedans and sport coupes in favor of underpowered sport-utes and electric cars is not an exciting way to run a car company. Well, if they ever feel like climbing back into the fun car business, they know where to find us. And even though they’ve hurt us…we’ll find it in our hearts to forgive them. If they give us something we like. (Yeah, we’re cheap like that.) [viaAutoWeek]
Live in automotive modification.
Porsche's V8 Sports Car May Be Called The 961
(a familiar name for a potent coupe)
Those rumors Porsche plans to add a new sports car to their lineup in the gap between the 911 and the 918 are gaining a little more traction, thanks to a new report claiming the car is already under development. The same article claims the car already has a name, too: 961.
Do those three numbers sound familiar? They should—961 was the name of the rally car version of the 959. Like the 959, the original 961 was powered by a 2.85 liter turbocharged flat-six, but the 21st Century version will reportedly use an appropriately futuristic powertrain: a V8 powering the back wheels, with an electric hybrid motor providing juice to the front tires. The combined output should be around 600 horsepower—around 120 less than the 918 Spyder. Styling supposedly is drawn from the 918 RSR concept seen at the Detroit Auto Show.
While it’ll be down a few ponies versus its supercar brother, the 961’s lower price tag should make it an appealing proposition; the car will reportedly go for €200,000, which works out to around $300,000 at today’s exchange rates—35 percent of the 918’s $845,000 price tag. The car will supposedly be available at the end of 2013.
In our honest opinion, this report sounds a little fishy. The 918 Spyder will be hit the streets in 2013—would Porsche really undercut their techno-marvel halo car by releasing a car with a similar powertrain, similar looks and (presumably) similar performance for one-third the price that same year? That’d be stupid—and stupid is one thing Porsche is not. We’re betting there will be a mid-engined V8 coupe out of Zuffenhausen in the next few years, but it’ll arrive after the buzz from the 918 has died down—and it’ll probably have a powertrain more reminiscent of a Panamera than Porsche’s $850K supercar. But that’s just our guess. [via AutoBild]
Pictured: Porsche 918 RSR Concept
19 WTF URL's
Honestly, what were these people thinking when they registered these domains?!
1. A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company…
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com