Muscle car ends up fried on the assembly line
It seems Johnny Storm got a little too excited when he swung by the factory to see his personal Dodge Challenger roll down the line, and he accidentally incinerated it. (Editor’s note: we’ve just been informed that Johnny Storm, also known as the Human Torch, is currently deceased. Our apologies for the prior remark.)
Actually, the overdone Challenger you see above reportedly caught fire when some paperwork attached to the car came too close to a heat lamp, which led to what Dodge employees supposedly refer to as “a thermal event.” Presumably, this was followed immediately by several “words of ill repute,” then a “targeted irrigation operation.”
Let this be a lesson, kids: don’t leave paperwork on a car if it’s going to pass by a heat lamp on the assembly line. As Calvin once said, we prefer maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification. [viaJalopnik, Moparts]
